Boxman's Christmas: Remade/Script

Boxman:

All I hear about is Christmas spirit

F**k that s**t, man, I don't wanna hear it

Christmas as a box sucks and I fear it

Not this time; I'm not gonna be near it

I need to find a way to get away from it all

The mountains would probably be a good call

Only snow and trees is what I recall

''I need to get there fast. Oh s**t, there's a wall''

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year

Last Christmas my family came to spread cheer

They gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me

None of the presents were aimed to please me

So that's why Christmas is spent by myself

No more Santa and his f**king elf

But now I've reached my destination

And I can have fun without hesitation

Chorus (by Ian):

Boxman

Boxman's Christmas

It's the Boxman Christmas

Boxman Christmas

Boxman Christmas

Guy:

Hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?

Want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?

Boxman:

No, no, no, I was just trying to have fun

''Oh, you have a bat? Well, I have a gun!''

Girl:

Calm down guys, no need to fight

I can give ya'll some s**t tonight

Guy:

That sounds pretty good, my hoe is right

Boxman:

Yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

Girl:

Just hurry up and get into our ride

There is even some free candy inside

Boxman:

Hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing?

And what are those box cutters you're bearing?

Guy:

It was your kind that changed our life, you see

Our family was killed in a box factory

Now we'll remove you from history

Boxman:

Look over there, I think I see Bruce Lee

Now you see the kind of crap I go through

But now I look at life with a different view

My faith in my family's been rebuilt

At least they won't try to get me killed